This is the recounting of what April and I experienced while returning home from our 3 hour drive.
Well, the car ride was fun, but Adam didn't think so. He was horribly tired, and since he sat in the back seat, horribly cramped. I felt so bad. I ended up holding his head for 2 hours so he could sleep without breaking his neck or giving me a concussion.
As we approached the 3rd grocery store on our route, i took the blanket with us, April and I decided we were going to use it as an invisibility cloak. Awesome. I looked in cosmo, sarah peed, april observed the family planning aisle, adam sniffed candles and got lost in the water aisle (which he found extremely amusing). Cereal was purchased, and I, dubbed Cereal Wench, carried said cereal. Made Sarah's car smell like cereal. When Sarah stopped to help the stranded man, I attempted to go complain how long it was taking and how badly we wanted our cereal (pure Happiness, or alternatively, HapPenis). April held me back, saying how if I went out, Sarah and I would be raped at the same time, because he had a forked penis. That's right, FORKED PENIS. Just like Andrew Jackson; he fucked his wife and the Native Americans AT THE SAME TIME. Ooh. Why does this remind me of tentacle rape (which, by the way, was screamed out a window at the ANHS guard. "We're just stopping by." "Well you need to keep going." "TENTACLES!!!!")
Amazing in purest form.
I think Samantha should write some sort of review on the "Animal Passions" video.